Boy Quotes

Sweet Boy#2–“Cousins are related to cousins.”

Sweet Boy#3–“And bears are related to logs.”

 

Sweet Boy#2–“On the first day of June I’ll start being nocturnal. Momma, you should start doing nocturnal things because you’d never like to be so hot.”–My middle boy is concerned about the upcoming summer heat, but he has a solution, become nocturnal.

Sweet Boy#2–Prays and thanks God that he is going to become nocturnal.

 

Sweet Boy#2–“I’m an expert on bugs…but I don’t like bugs.”

 

Ok, so I wasn’t going to post this but The Hunky Hubby thought that it was so hilarious that I had to. Let me preface this overheard imaginary game by saying that our boys watch a lot of nature programs on TV.

Sweet Boy#2 talking to Sweet Boy#3–“If your hat comes off you can’t mate. Your hat came off, I win the battle. I get all the girls!”

Sweet Boy #2–“You don’t get to mate ever… because your injured.”

Momma–“No more games about mating!”

Sweet Boy#2–“What is mating?”

Momma–“It’s making babies.”

Sweet Boy#2–“You’re right, I havn’t done that yet.”

Kristen

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3 thoughts on “Boy Quotes

  • May 6, 2012 at 9:38 pm
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    Oh.my.word. Yes, you had to post that, just to remember it!

  • May 7, 2012 at 4:44 pm
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    I am laughing VERY HARD!

    Love to you.

  • May 10, 2012 at 5:09 am
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    The circle of life as learned on “Planet Earth” courtesy of the BBC. They had no idea what they were doing to us.

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