Sweet Boy#2–Throws a huge tantrum because he wants to do more homework instead of look at books in bed…solution…let him do homework in bed by flashlight. Happy boy, happy Momma, and finished homework.
Sweet Boy#3–I come back from a “Reading Day” to find him playing on the sports court with the Hunky Hubby. Toting around his Bible from his AWANA bag and crunching on a bag of “Tomato Chips”.
Sweet Boy#2–Pours course ground pepper into the toilet. And somehow a bit of Goldbond Powder gets into the pepper container before he caps it and puts it into his special keeps drawer.
Sweet Boy#2–Screaming as though he has acquired a broken limb. “Shamu licked my pants.”
The Hunky Hubby is missing his scissors. I find them in a corner on the porch, beside the sliced up remains of an individually wrapped vanilla coffee creamer.