Boy Quotes

Sweet Boy#2 teaches me how to play Halo. I then enact “The Great Ceiling Slaughter of 2018” wherein I shoot out all of the ceilings in the Halo world as I run about the inside of various bunkers with my head permanently crinked upwards because I cannot get the silly controls to work properly. Apparently, one toggle controls your legs and where you are running, while a second toggle controls your head and where you are looking. I spent a great deal of time running off cliffs, into rivers, into giant boulders and the sides of moving vehicles, and (quite tragically) shooting my allies instead of the aliens because I could not see properly due to this head tilting malfunction that ailed me.

Read more

Boy Quotes

Sweet Boy#2–Comes home from school today and informs me that storing food in his tennis shoes was definitely a bad idea. Why? Because now his shoes smell like tuna fish and lunch meat. They did not properly train me for this moment in mothering school and so I simply nod.

Read more

Boy Quotes

He screamed! Princess Leia Freyja started back in horror. Her boy was trapped, how to save him, how to save him? With furious intensity, our furry princess threw herself into life-saving digging upon the surface of that big bad mattress in order to save her boy. Of course, this meant that she was still on top of him and we were unable to extract him as she attempted to dig straight through.

Read more

Boy Quotes

Princess Leia Freyja walks into the living room and sees that once again Sweet Boy#2 has set his everlasting gobstopper down on the coffee table. She swoops in, picks it up, and is walking around the house with it completely inside her mouth. The only way we know she has something is by observing that very satisfied look on her face. Sweet Boy#2 is horrified and immediately rescues his gobstopper for a thorough wash. 

Read more