Sweet Boy#3–Convinces me to sing “Soft Kitty” to him as I tuck him into bed. Of course then I am forced to sing “Soft Batty” for Sweet Boy#2.
Later Sweet Boy#2 makes up his own version of the song which includes the infamous line: “Smelly Kitty, Smelly Daddy, purr purr purr.”
Momma–“Put your clothes on.” Sweet Boy#2 stops and stares up at me with a strange bright-eyed look on his face.
Momma–“What are you looking guilty about?”
Sweet Boy#2–“I just wanted to play Legos, so I tried to be still so you would think I was a statue.”
Ahhhh, now I understand.
Momma–“Let’s go potty before you have an accident.”
Sweet Boy#3–“I already had an accident with pee on the pillow in your room.”