Boy Quotes

Sweet Boy#3–“I want to pee on my hand.”
Momma–“Wipe your hand off with this.”
Sweet Boy#3–“No!”
Momma–“1…2…3…”
Sweet Boy#3–Wipes off his hand, then…”I’m going to use it as a kleenex!”

Sweet Boy#2–“Spring kitties can swing all around and they can shoot hairs at baskets to swing on!”

Sweet Boy#3–“I’m a throwing fire flaming guy!”

Sweet Boy#2–“When I grow up, I’m going to name all my children Jo.” Yes, even the girls. I asked.

I try to get Sweet Boy#3 to do the hokey pokey dance–Sweet Boy#3–“I’m not a girl remember, so I don’t do what you say.” Ah well.

Sweet Boy#2–dreams of making a documentary about–“Harfer spider kelp 100 meters high and 100 meters wide, harfer spider anthropoids, and harfer spider crabs.”

Sweet Boy#3–“Bunnies are mine weapons.”