Sweet Boy#2–“I want to lay down but (sweet boy#3) is too stinky.”
Sweet Boy#3–“I’m gonna run from the poky meatballs!”
Sweet Boy#3–“No! I don’t want to wash mine hands. Cause I want to stay in stickies to show Daddy.”
Sweet Boy#3–“A pizza is stinging me owie on the tongue.”
Sweet Boy#2–“My bottom is cold, but my breath and smell are hot, that means I’m sick.”
Sweet Boy#2–“My foot is hurting. It feels like like…little particles and hurting (sweet boy#3) was crying so hard my foot started feeling like this.”
Sweet Boy#2–“Please can we get the squirrel undies down and put them on Greedy.” Greedy One is the name of a local squirrel we feed.
Momma–“Why did you take off your diaper.” Said to naked boy in living room.
Sweet Boy#3–“I need not a gassy one.”
Ahhh, I see.