Sweet Boy#2–Was trying to explain why one of his big burly friends didn’t decide to do ballet with his brother and sister. He was at a loss for words to explain it.
Momma–“Maybe he would enjoy a strength-based sport more?”
Sweet Boy#2–“Yeah, like cowtipping!”
Momma–“Hmmm…I don’t know if that hurts the cows.”
Sweet Boy#3–It certainly hurts their feelings!”
Sweet Boy#2–“I’m no longer arachnophobic, because now I have a spider I love.” Her name is Terror and he keeps her in a jar at the bottom of the stairs because his mother is most definitely still arachnophobic.
Princess Leia reached new heights of pickyness at Grandma Judy’s house. I offered her a bowl of water, which she refused. On a whim, I put some ice cubes into the dish, she drank with relish. What have I done? Now our puppy princess is going to want ice cubes in her water bowl.