Sweet Boy#2—Explains his baking goals—“I’m going to make a vivid, strange, out of normal cookie!”
Sweet Boy#3—“I must get into MY SLEEPING BAG OF POWER!”
Sweet Boy#2—King, is the name of his pet chicken—“Momma . . . King has never watched a movie before . . . ?”
Sweet Boy#2—Looking at Leia our pup—“I think we should have named her ‘Death by Snorkyness’.”
Sweet Boy#3—Is playing video games and shouts at the screen—“Furry Monstrosity!”—and they say we should dumb down our language in children’s books. I don’t think so.
Sweet Boy#1—“In this house, dog hair is a very common seasoning.”
Sweet Boy#2—Notices that Leia is watching the cinnamon rolls with intent eyes and I mention that she might try to trip one of them as they walk by carrying a confection. He describes that terrible tripping incident as it might occur—“It (the cinnamon roll) flew threw the air toward the schnoz of Doom! Flip! Flip! Flip!”