Sweet Boy#3–Gets a glass turkey out of a Red Rose tea box. Then the adventures begin. I overhear him narrating the sordid tale–“The turkey feels a shadow coming over…Hiiiiiyah!!!” And he attacks the unsuspecting turkey with his Nerf sword.
Sweet Boy#3–“What do you say when you’re chewing your gum? Chrysanthemum!”
I catch myself saying another ridiculous sentence, this time to Sweet Boy#2. Momma–“Stop barking and finish up on the potty.”
Sweet Boy#3–“When I get older I’m going to be as tall as this house… but without a beard.”