Sweet Boy#2–“I thought of a great thing that turns things that are not alive, alive. It turns towels into squids.”
Sweet Boy#3–Makes a “lava gun” for me out of Konex and gives it to me as a gift.
Sweet Boy#3–Has started referring to me as “Ma”, despite the fact that he has never viewed “Little House on the Prairie”.
Sweet Boy#2 and Sweet Boy#3–Made their flossers into rockets and flew them to planet Caterpillar, sausage, pickle, leaf, and butterfly.
Sweet Boy#2–“A monster’s munch munch munching your undies.”
Sweet Boy#2–Told his little brother, “Your hair’s being munched off because it’s badguy hair.”
All three boys–Held a heated discussion over who would be the winner in a battle between a bear and a “war bunny”.
Sweet Boy#1–I start to leave the dark bedroom before he has finished putting away his jammies and he explains why he needs me to stay. “Momma, your like my light.”
Sweet Boy#3–Asks for a “Puppy Seed Muffin.”
Sweet Boy#2–“Let’s play Bunny Brothers.”
Sweet Boy#3–“I like to pee on the floor!!!”
Sweet Boy#3–“Why do you don’t swaller salt water?”
Sweet Boy#3–“When I fell off the beanbag, my undies broke.”